Sean Puffy Combs Plea for Oil

American rapper Sean Puffy Combs complains about the high cost of gasoline, and says he can no longer afford to fly his private jet from New York to Los Angeles twice a month. He is begging the Saudis to send him some free oil so that he can fly in his private jet once again. Sorry bro, you ain’t gonna get nothin’ from these shores, because, just in case you didn’t know, we ain’t got no oil wells in our backyards to give away for free. Like my friend Rasheed says: “A super-rich entertainer such as Puffy might get invited to perform at the private bash of a Saudi royal, but he sure isn’t going to get free oil, he can bet on that!”

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16 Comments

  1. Posted Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 17:49 | Permalink | Reply

    Ahmed, take no offense, but when I read your words…you sounded American. Actually like you were fluent in Ebonics!

  2. Posted Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 17:57 | Permalink | Reply

    My first impression of this video clip is that Combs is poking fun at himself and other wealthy private jet owners. He couldn’t possibly be serious, could he?

    If so, he’s a narcissistic idiot who doesn’t deserve the time you’ll spend to watch this.

    I prefer to be generous here, and regard his plea as the playful antic of an indulged child who has grown too big for his britches. The only appropriate response is an indulgent smirk. The flight attendent will have to keep an eye on this guy’s seatbelt.

  3. Posted Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 19:49 | Permalink | Reply

    I think he’s being funny, anyway, he could always move to texas and drill his own oilwell.

  4. c
    Posted Tuesday, September 2, 2008 at 23:53 | Permalink | Reply

    hey, when are you going to write about the bloggers conference and beirut??

  5. T. Sketo
    Posted Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 0:31 | Permalink | Reply

    If Puffy had half a brain he’d realise he needs to asks our cross border friend, the “Canucks” for some oilas the US gets some 80% of oiur oil from Canada not the ME. Duh!

    I get weary of folks bashing the Arabs for oil prices as we seem to blithly forget that nonoe of our neighbor allies (Britain & Canada) would deign to give us a good deal. everybody sells it for what they can get. Wake Up “Puffy” head!

  6. Posted Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 2:01 | Permalink | Reply

    Can’t help but detect the tinge of irony in the clip and your posting.

  7. Posted Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 8:08 | Permalink | Reply

    This is hilarious. I seriously thought it was all in jest but then i realized that rap artists are all demented and he can actually ask for it.

    Saudis only grant such pardons to their favorites. I reckon former Pakistani prime minister nawaz sharif can cut this muster but not Sean Combs P. Diddy

  8. Tim
    Posted Wednesday, September 3, 2008 at 17:17 | Permalink | Reply

    This is a prime example of the intelectual level walking the streets of America. This is the future of America.
    Just because he has money from his stupid fan base, this guy thinks he has something intelligent to say… The Saudi’s must be laughing their heads off at America? Only in America!

  9. Dave
    Posted Friday, September 5, 2008 at 4:37 | Permalink | Reply

    What a moron. Acting? I bet he sucks major ass.

  10. Posted Friday, September 5, 2008 at 12:35 | Permalink | Reply

    He should come visit KSA and see that not everyone here is a billionaire…

  11. Tarik
    Posted Friday, September 5, 2008 at 22:58 | Permalink | Reply

    Let us launch an appeal to feed the victims of famine and another to fill the tank of Sean Puff’s private jet!

    :-)

  12. sara
    Posted Monday, September 8, 2008 at 1:27 | Permalink | Reply

    i wont be surprised though if a wealthy saudi provided this idiot with some oil tanks, as a joke or just to make himself known to every one. i mean it happened before but the case was dates not oil.

  13. sultan989
    Posted Thursday, September 11, 2008 at 21:57 | Permalink | Reply

    wake up
    p daddy do you relly think that us as saudi people have a choice about oil?

  14. Posted Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 14:25 | Permalink | Reply

    I cannot imagine this fellow is being serious, but if he is — well, he ought to try walking the distance.

  15. sameer k
    Posted Tuesday, November 4, 2008 at 0:10 | Permalink | Reply

    i assume he would b better off asking qaddafi or da ayatullah of tehran for free oil—LOOL

  16. Posted Monday, January 18, 2010 at 19:41 | Permalink | Reply

    The ideal of saudi Arabia refusing to give oil to Sean Comb is funny.is only a friendly request,which other oil rich Nation could smile at,and respond more friendly.the price for gas is only anoying,but not unaffordable.

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