Examples for search terms people used on their way to this blog, followed by commentary from yours truly:

– asphalt vs jeans
Jeans wins. Every time.

– how to have fun in riyadh
You don’t. You can’t.

– italian culture club jeddah
Is there such thing? UPDATE: Souma says there, actually, is.

– is it safe to visit to beirut in july 20
I was there in August, and it felt pretty safe.

– jeans not like my daughter dubai
Sorry what?

– saudis think emiratis are liberal
Do we think that?

– happy ending love boring
Oh come on! Love is not boring. Love is nice.

– nightlife in riyadh
Yeah, right!