You are sitting at your favorite coffee shop. Drinking coffee, smoking, and watching TV. Nothing serious, really. A bearded man will enter the place, turn off the TV, tell you to stop what you are doing, and start lecturing you about your Muslim brothers in Iraq and Afghanistan. He also may suggest that you should leave the place and go to do some jihad somewhere. I suggest “Don’t Panic!” You are in Riyadh. Just keep that in mind, try to ignore him, and wait till he leave. When he’s gone, pretend that nothing happened, and try to continue whatever you were doing.
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Saudi Jeans 
Have you ever read the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams? I highly recommend it! It is hilarious. If it is possible, I might even send you a copy.
This is hilarious…and scary at the same time.
Do you envision those people coming to a coffeeshop near us in Bahrain soon?
Anthony,
I think I heard of it, but you can send me a copy if you want ;-)
Silly Girl,
I don’t think so. You know, this could be a nightmare. I come to Bahrain to run away from these people and they follow me!
I’m late to reply as usual, sorry!